filosofie a náboženství versus "shit happens"

Středa, říjen 04 2006 @ 01:11 CEST

Publikoval : hermes

Tak toto jsem si nemohl nechat ujít.

I když to tak úplně nezapadá do této sekce, je to natolik zábavné a v jistém smyslu i "pravdivé", že jsem to prostě musel publikovat.

Posuďte sami ....


Taoism: Shit happens.

Confucianism: Confucius say, "Shit

Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit.

Zen Buddhism: What is the sound of shit

Hinduism: This shit has happened before.

Mormonism: This shit is going to happen

Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.

Catholicism: Shit happens because you are bad.

Calvinism: Shit happens because you don't work
hard enough.

Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else.

Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?

Seventh Day Adventism: No shit shall happen on

Christian Science: Shit is in your mind.

Jehovah's Witnesses: May we have a moment to show
you some of our shit?

Creationism: God made all shit.

Secular Humanism: Shit evolves.

Scientology: If shit happens, see
"Dianetics", p.157.

T.V. Evangelism: Send more shit.

Hare Krishna: Shit happens, rama rama.

Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit!

Agnostic: Shit might have happened; then again,
maybe not.

Satanism: Sneppah this!

Stoicism: This shit is good for me.

Hedonism: There’s nothing like a good shit

Existencialism: What is shit anyway?

Atheism: I can't believe this shit!

Nihilism: No shit.

Ramana : Enquiry .... Is this really shit?

Ramesh Balsekar: Shit is God´s will.

Gangaji: All is shit, stop, stand still, do

Papaji: Shit where? There is

Kiran: You don´t need to make effort, the
shit just happens.

Krishnamurti: See with me, where is the origin of
this shit?

Sw Nothingness: This shit is nothing, see the
other one!

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